For the true crime obsessed with a dark sense of humor!

Roses are red, violets are blue… I watch enough murder shows, they will never find you. 💀

If your idea of a perfect night involves a cozy blanket, a good book, and a true crime documentary, this hoodie was made for you!

Featuring a hilarious, slightly unhinged true crime quote, this heather gray hoodie is the perfect combination of cozy comfort and dark humor. Whether you’re binge-watching your favorite crime series, reading a psychological thriller, or just letting everyone know you might know a little too much about forensic investigations, this hoodie is sure to get a laugh.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 🖤 Heather gray with bold black lettering

• 🔪 Funny true crime-inspired design

• 📖 Perfect for thriller readers, mystery lovers, and murder documentary addicts

• ☕ Great for cozy nights, casual outings, and bookstore runs

• 🎁 A fun gift for your favorite true crime junkie

Because some of us watch romantic comedies… and some of us know how luminol works. 😏

Available at JessiRaye.com | Under The Same Stars

Cozy clothes. Dark humor. Questionable search histories.