Because we have standards… and those standards involve books! 😂

Calling all book lovers with a slightly dark sense of humor! This hilarious mint-green tee is perfect for readers who would absolutely follow someone into a suspicious van… but only after checking out their book collection first.

Featuring the saying “I Gotta See the Book First. Then I Get in the Van. I’m Not Stupid.” — this shirt is a must-have for bookworms, dark romance readers, and anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear

• Pretty mint-green color with classic black lettering

• Relaxed, casual style perfect for reading days

• Great gift for book lovers and sarcastic besties

• Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, and your latest obsession-worthy book

Warning: May attract fellow book lovers and questionable invitations to see someone’s book collection. 📖😂

Stay suspicious. Read books. Look cute doing it.